Someone told me today that I stand a better chance of being canonized than I do of winning the mega million jackpot. This person obviously does not know me well. Once I did a good deed but most of my life has been spent fumbling around the fringes of the laws. Whereas with mega millions, I have a strategy. Sure the chances are 1 in almost 3 million of winning but I don’t just buy one ticket. Two tickets doubles your chances, three triples and so on. So I buy ten tickets! Ten tickets! Just think how good my odds are. Much better than canonization. Of course, there is probably some millionaire buying thousands of them. But this time, I’m planning on winning. And once I win, I can spend all my time blogging (although that seems highly unlikely). That is all. Wish me luck.
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