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The Devil

Posted on July 15, 2018 by rushmorejudd

The devil comes from down there.  Under my feet, but once it rises up my legs it finds a home.  The devil is down there in my pants.  He drives me to do crazy things, to say things, to feel … Continue reading →

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Mega Millions

Posted on December 17, 2013 by rushmorejudd

Someone told me today that I stand a better chance of being canonized than I do of winning the mega million jackpot.  This person obviously does not know me well. Once I did a good deed but most of my … Continue reading →

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You’re the Man!

Posted on July 3, 2013 by rushmorejudd

All my life I’ve wanted to be in a relationship where I was told this. When this is heard in my house it means there is a bug to kill, a box to move, a hole to dig, garbage to … Continue reading →

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