Category Archives: Humor

Rocking a Roll in Bed

Posted on August 7, 2019 by rushmorejudd

It’s a rocking fuck we do sometimes.  After some foreplay, I enter her in the missionary position.  A small vibrator is placed between our pelvic bones just touching her clit.  It’s not a slam bang fuck but rather a rocking … Continue reading →

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The Devil

Posted on July 15, 2018 by rushmorejudd

The devil comes from down there.  Under my feet, but once it rises up my legs it finds a home.  The devil is down there in my pants.  He drives me to do crazy things, to say things, to feel … Continue reading →

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69: The Awful Truth

Posted on September 14, 2014 by rushmorejudd

The truth about the famous position 69 nine is quite a bit different than the fantasy.  First, size matters.  For most people their torsos are not correctly proportionate to make the 69 position comfortable for both.  The man’s torso needs … Continue reading →

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Lustful Men

Posted on May 24, 2014 by rushmorejudd

Men can do this.  I think women do it in a different way.  Men can fall in love with a picture or a series of pictures.  Sometimes on facebook there is a woman with an enchanting smile, with devilish eyes, … Continue reading →

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Vacation

Posted on March 13, 2014 by rushmorejudd

I apologize for dropping off the map but I was in Aruba doing field work.  Here is the evidence:   Then I returned to find my new PC arrived.  As always it is so painful to move over files and … Continue reading →

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Thanks

Posted on January 9, 2014 by rushmorejudd

A word of Thanks to whoever invented those stretchy, clingy, form fitting pants that have come into style.  Thank you, Mr. Yoga, Ms Spanks or Mr. Lululemon.  I don’t really care who.  I do love the way they hug those … Continue reading →

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Mega Millions

Posted on December 17, 2013 by rushmorejudd

Someone told me today that I stand a better chance of being canonized than I do of winning the mega million jackpot.  This person obviously does not know me well. Once I did a good deed but most of my … Continue reading →

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Apology and the Perfect Bra

Posted on October 14, 2013 by rushmorejudd

Sorry that I’ve suspended my blog for a bit.  It’s not intentional just RL has gotten very busy.  Not sure just how quick it will let up.  I did have a thought about bra design inspired by http://tangentiallyawesome.wordpress.com/2013/10/14/my-favorite-bra-is-old-as-bleep/. If I were … Continue reading →

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Dear Penthouse: Guest blogger

Posted on September 20, 2013 by rushmorejudd

Dear Penthouse.

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You’re the Man!

Posted on July 3, 2013 by rushmorejudd

All my life I’ve wanted to be in a relationship where I was told this. When this is heard in my house it means there is a bug to kill, a box to move, a hole to dig, garbage to … Continue reading →

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